I was requested today to put more of my script up! Honestly, I was honored to hear such a thing. Here is a tid bit I did with the failure of a friend and his film in my script. I'll put up another scene of Danny and Charlotte later. Perhaps the wedding scene? HA! Don't worry! It's not a spoiler alert. It's her sister's wedding!
TITLE: JANUARY
INT. CHARLOTTE’S APARTMENT - DAY
Charlotte is watching television. She is eating a bowl of
cereal. KERRI HAYES appears on screen, talking about Kael
Evans movie Helheim.
TAGLINE ON SCREEN: KERRI HAYES
KERRI HAYES (ON SCREEN)
As we go into the new year, let’s
recall how last year ended in the
movie industry.
A picture of Kael Evans with sunglasses on his head appears
on screen next to Kerri.
KERRI HAYES (CONT’D)
Kael Evans’ Helheim was the biggest
disaster to hit the Hollywood
surface. Critics are calling it the
worst movie in the history of
cinema. Crowds are saying that it
is visually beautiful, but there is
no story, the acting is atrocious,
and nothing made sense. Here’s a
clip from the movie.
ON SCREEN:
INT. MALL - DAY
A clip from the movie. KEOLFE is talking to three, young
grils in a mall. Keolfe is dressed as a VIKING WARRIOR, and
the girls are dressed in cheerleader costumes, one of them
holding a tuba. Disco and strobe lights are striking behind
them, and a man in a gold suit wearing a robot mask is
roller skating in the background. There is also a cluster of
trees, and monkeys climbing them in the background.
KEOLFE
(spanish accent)
Hello, ladies. My name is Keolfe,
but call me K-O. All the ladies say
I’m a knockout.
The girls smile and the one holding the tuba starts playing.
Keolfe walks over to the trees and picks up a monkey. The
monkey climbs on his arm and Keolfe turns to the mall.
KEOLFE
(yells)
This is Helheim.
Everyone shouts.
Kerri appears back on screen.
KERRI HAYES (ON SCREEN)
Kael Evans had this to say about
his work.
A clip of Kael at a press conference.
KAEL (ON SCREEN)
It’s America’s fault for not
understanding my vision. Helheim is
about chaos, because, as we all
know, Helheim is hell. The
randomosity of my film should be
self-explanaotry because in a
chaotic world of hell, which is
Helheim, Keolfe, my Viking warrior,
has to find a way to bring peace
and comfort in Helheim.
An INTERVIEWER asks a question.
INTERVIEWER
But Mr. Evans, the movie ends with
him having sex with the tuba
player.
KAEL (ON SCREEN)
(pause)
No comment.
All of the interviewers start going crazy and asking him
questions. Cameras flash.
Kerri Hayes appears back on screen.
KERRI HAYES (ON SCREEN)
There you have it folks; Kael
Evans, acclaimed cinematographer,
director, writer, producer, and
film extraordinaire, has
instantaneously destroyed his
reputation in Hollywood for his
failure of a movie, Helheim. From
all of us here at the studio, if
you have not seen this movie,
please do not go and waste your
money on supporting this failing
box office production.
Charlotte puts down her bowl of cereal and looks over at her
desk. She pushes Gustave off of her and walks to the desk.
She looks at the list of goals.
Didn't Feel Like Putting It In Courier,
Kylee Q Brock
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